A Kentucky man told police that Jesus is responsible for all that drug stuff he was found with.

man found with drug paraphernalia claimed he was set up by someone at the highest level of power: Jesus_Christ.

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Police said Dunn told them Jesus was attempting to set him up and was the probable owner of the items.

Even worse he went as far as to blame Jesus for  “setting him up”. God has no time for starving children or to punish sinners, He has just enough time to fuck with a drug user. Sounds totally believable. Almost as bad as the man who said God told him to steal a car.

Police said a man who smashed a window at a car dealership claimed he was following a higher calling. Police said a 36-year-old man was collared by a security guard at Freedom Dodge before he could get inside the showroom. WLEX-TV reported the man told the guard that God wanted him to steal a Dodge Charger.

Way to go Kentucky. God must really enjoy picking on you guys.