Feb01 Atheism Is A Religion Like…
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I always enjoy reading the different variations of this analogy. Plus it is fun to pull them out when the inevitable “BUT ATHEISM IS A RELIGION!!!!!!!” rant starts. So I thought I would try and list as many as I can find/think of. Please feel free to contribute via the comments!

Atheism is a religion like not collecting stamps is a hobby

Atheism is a religion like health is a type of disease.

Atheism is a religion like off is a TV channel.

Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a type of sex.

Atheism is a religion like a big mac is healthy. (Yea this one is kind of iffy, but laughable.)

Atheism is a religion like bald is a hair color.

Atheism is a religion like clear is a color.

Atheism is a religion like sitting on your ass is a form of exercise.

Atheism is a religion like the way that Fox News is a reputable and balanced news source.

Atheism is a religion like celibacy is a sex life. (Similar to one above, but oh well.)

Atheism is a religion like starvation is just a different kind of eating.

Atheism is a religion like anarchism is just another political theory.

Let me know if you think any of these don’t work, or how they are recieved among others. :)

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  • iphlogiston
    I knew it! Someone would finally realize that Not-Collecting-Stamps is a hobby.

    Also, should the word "Atheism" and the term "Fox News" be used in the same sentence? (Even though I just did it...) Feels dirty and just downright wrong to me, like petting a cat backwards... :/
  • weskos
    Atheis is a religion like barefoot is a brand of shoe.
  • TylerV
    philosophical naturalism may not be a religion, but it is definitely faith driven.
  • Waitsian
    Atheism is a religion like Ben Stein is a scientist
  • Anarchism is a political theory.
  • Auntie Christ
    Atheism is a religion like praying is a way to the what you want.
  • These -- including the ones in the comments -- are hysterically funny. Thanks!
  • Barn
    I think this one: "Atheism is a religion like starvation is just a different kind of eating." would be better as: "Atheism is a religion like starvation is a kind of cuisine."
  • Atheism is a religion like silence is music.

    Atheism is a religion like 0 is an IQ.

    Atheism is a religion like religion is a science.

    Atheism is a religion like unemployed is a career.

    Atheism is a religion like flat-line is a heart-rate.

    Atheism is a religion like rap is music. (No? Could be just me.)

    Atheism is a religion like the blue screen of death is a program.

    Atheism is a religion like ERROR 404 PAGE NOT FOUND is a website.

    Atheism is a religion like my ass is a hole in the ground.
  • godlessblogger
    Impressive list there! Some of those are pretty good.
  • Dheak
    Atheism is a religion like being sober is a form of being drunk.
  • godlessblogger
    Good one.
  • You've made my morning more fun than it would have been. :) The one that doesn't (quite) work is the Big Mac one, but you've already commented on that so my own comment is irrelevant. Sigh...
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