Gotta have testicles for God to accept you? Sounds about right. Half the world's population has figured this out already!

Just when I was worried I'd never see 'god' and 'testicles' together as tags.

Glad to make your day. :)

What if you've had a vasectomy? I was kicked the nuts playing basketball once, does that count? What about testicular cancer and they were removed?
I guess it's gotta be that way, can't fill up heaven with nutless nut jobs. Just xtian nutjobs.

Nutless nutjobs. Lol

What if he's just missing one???

Foreskins too. And vaginas. Bible god is a total perv.